I'm Awesome And You Probably Can Be Too
Some Reasons How Come I'm Awesome
Here's a non-comprehensive list of the reasons people know I'm awesome. I'll keep adding to it as I think of shit.
- Because strong
- I’m good at stem cells
- My baritone voice is another thing that makes me awesome
- Not spelling though
- I used to play sports and that's awesome for sure
- I lean against trees good probably better than anyone else
- Jeep
- Chicks dig me
- I’ve been in like 23 fights before
- I have fraternity experience
- My abs are as hard as a wedding prick
More Proof I'm Awesome
Sometimes I just look off in the distance and flex my triceps unnecessarily on my awesome beach voyages.
In Case You're Still Not Convinced
I took a picture with my shirt on once but it was in an awesome place and obviously I looked awesome. Suck it everyone else.